Barbeque!!!

how cum so little
people cum!!!
see laa, I'm suppose
to be promoter,
instd of getting
promoted or getting
pay rise, i probably
getting a sack ritex?
haha
maby i shld switch
line nxt time!
I be overall Supervisor!
haha....
that i would take wenn`
job away...
that would leave her
wif no job...
coz her boss is gonna
sack herr soon...
lolx...
I shall elaborate ltr..

basically,
the DAMN weather
was HORRIBLE!!!
sheesh!
i couldn't sleep the
entire nitex!!!
DAMN the mosquitoes too!
I kept spraying
insect repellent!
but they still bite mi!!!
*screams

I had a BAD time
trying to fall asleep...
i DIN sleep at all to be exact!
how to sleep in that
stoopid weather...
so HOT laa!!!
*arghh

andd everyone
ok almost everyone
is trying to get mi to
eat that STINKY crayfish
(whteva the spelling is)
i tell u, that is the
smelliest seafood I smelled,
whn they all are washing
the crayfish, it filled the
whole kitchen with the
smell! *gross

thenn they still say
they cannot smell anithing
whn my ah ma in the
living room cann smell...
*haiyo!

and horr!!!
my cuzzie, denise
wahh she sooo li hai sia!
almost got mi in trouble
with my dad!!
she and her mouth...
*tap it!
haha...
okok i joking onli...
but you arhh...
thanks alot....
(i'm trying to be
sarcastic =pPp)

think the funn
only started at ard
midnite...
and mi and lily
actually hadd a BATH!!!
i was damn sticky laa!
*heee.....
just a short shower

coz elvis and lily
was damn funny laa!!!
they kept arguing...

there was this cat
that came to the pit
and elvis offered
a raw stingray to tat cat...
whn another cat came,
elvis ran after that
cat, with another stingray
in her hands...
and i was joking there saying
"ltr that cat come back
with the gang then elvis
die le..."
but after that i realise
elvis is MAO WANG!
haha....
and the mao wang
thing cont thru out the
nite....
how nice arh...
this mao wang
actually chases after cats...
lolx...
and she said sth disgusting
until everyone was
like "....."
haha....

and lily kept
clearing up the place
so we say she
is "maria-possessed"
as in become a maid...
then elvis was her
boss... haha...
she become entertainer oso!
so funny!
she say she is
maid in Hawaii,
Honolulu, lala land...
wahhh *pengx
then she somemore
ask whether we want
to see her dance
chao qun wu...
(straw-dress dance)
lolx...
and of coz,
we shouted
no in unison...
cannot imagine her
dancing chao qun wu...
haha...

okok...
noww comes the part
where i shall tell
you how i tried to
fall asleep!

ok... first stop
in the tent...
it was horrible in there
very hot, sticky
and there were insects!
so i went outside
ly on the mat
but i was alone
and it got quite scary
so i persuaded them
to go to the
breakwater with mi...
i almost fall asleep there...
ALMOST...
thanks to the mosquitoes laa!!!
bite mi...
then i kept scratching
so itchy, then i
can't fall asleep le!
haven finish!
then i decided to
go under the pavillion
the restaurant de...
sleep on the chair
but the chair was so HARD
how to sleep
not to forget the hot
weather...

i climbed onto
the table,
sat on the sides
elvis off all the lights
sat on 2 chairs
still can't fall asleep
then i give up liaox
by then alreadi dawn
we went to
the beach and walk walk...

then then!!
i found the PERFECT
spot to sleep!!
lolx...
how nice ritex
the whole nite is gone
and i onli found a nice
spot to sleep in the
morning...

haha...
it's the bench
ard the pathway...
haha... then duno
hu say they finally
understand why beggers
sleeps on them...
but really it's the
nicest place to sleep...
haha...
but it was already morning rmb?
so naturally
there would be
ppl walking, jogging
cycling ard....
wahh...
i actually fell asleep
on that bench for a while
then i got so
paiseh coz i guess every
passerby would probably
be staring at mi...
so i used by waist pouch
to cover my face...
haha!
*stoopid ritex...
then wenn or someone
says next time i sleep like
that they put a bowl there
can earn money still...
haha... so funny...
but i din tahan there
for long...
i cannot stand so
many ppl passing
by and staring at mi!

rahhx..

after that,
they came my house to
sleep... in my room
with air-con
on the floor though
so dirrty how can
sleep on my bed!
haha....
cannot fit so mani ppl
oso...